Sunday, April 21, 2013

THE "HARVEST" OF PLANET EARTH


“Planet Earth is being ‘Harvested’ Tim.” 
“What do you mean Harvested?”
“I mean the population of Earth is going to be collected up and shipped off to some other planet or city or whatever.  I really don’t know where they will be taken.”
I’m about to ask a few hundred more questions but Espree holds up a hand, shaking
her head in dismissal. 
“I know you have a hundred questions Tim and they will all be answered in time, but for now, you must listen to me.”
Considering the circumstance I suppose that’s the right thing to do.
She takes a long pause, as if gathering her words carefully, then looks at me - the look, one of sympathy and of frustration.
“You are an immortal spirit Tim.”
She kept harping on that the other day at lunch.  I don’t really get why that is so relevant right now.
“OK.”  I say shrugging my shoulders - waiting for her to make a point.
“And this universe is a trap.”
“Uh, OK.  But professor, please, can you tell me about this invasion?”  Her behavior is really confusing me.
“It is why you are being invaded Tim and why you are here at this time, confined as you are to a planet - you are in a trap!”
“Well, OK, but how do you know about all this?  Are they going to take over the earth?  What’s going to happen to everybody?”
She seems to slump – as if she’s given up trying.  I don’t know what I did to cause that reaction.  I just think that discussions about deep things, like spirituality and philosophic traps seem rather inappropriate considering aliens are on our doorstep.
She shakes her head and gets up from her chair.  “I should know better but I thought you might be different Tim.  I was being much too hopeful, and silly. 
“This is a universe of force, not reason,” she says more to herself than me.  Then she motions for me accompany her to the window.
“Point out something big.”  She says looking out the window.
“Why, uh, what for…”
“Just point to something large!”
“OK.  OK.”
There’s a big heavy palm tree outside the window.  It’s about 50 feet high.
“OK, that tree.”
Almost instantaneously the tree begins to shudder.  I hear a grinding, popping sound as the tree pulls up out of the ground, rises in the air and turns upside down!  Then it smashes down into the ground, pushing deeper and deeper until only its roots are showing.
Professor Espree turns and looks at me, her eyes flashing with anger.
“This seems to be the only thing you people understand, force, stunts, spectacle, it’s downright exasperating!  Why do I have to come across as some kind of supreme being for you to take me seriously?”
I’m still trying to conceive of how she did that.  She didn’t even move.  There was no squinting like Yoda, no trembling, outstretched arm, nothing.
“Can you teach me how to do that?”
She shakes her head and smiles in resignation. 
“That is the easy part Tim.  Unfortunately what appears to be quite impossible is my ability to ‘un-teach’ you the things you’ve learned that make you incapable of doing that!” 

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